isawken:

redmarge:

isawken:

bluelois:

isawken:

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

riphimopen:

severepoison:

riphimopen:

severepoison:

all my mutuals leaving tumblr except for the ones posting every frame of the legend of sleepy hollow each with a unique caption about ichabod crane being a faggot

hoover do you want to see frame #28827376545594 where he sucks the chicken

Well ok

batbetbitbotbut:

ALT

ALT

ALT

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

homoquartz:

i’m a sucker for brass instruments in pop music. if you got a silly little pop song and you bring in some trumpets i’m here to stay

omgislena-blog:

jame7t:

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

myriadplethorae:

sexboobomb:

sexboobomb:

sexboobomb:

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

first submission and we’re already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

Lately we’ve been doing a lot of “aw biscuits” which is more effective than you might think

valtsv:

valtsv:

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it’s like “rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)… but you’re not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don’t you? well i’ll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely.”

and it’s a banger

cultofthewyrm:

This is the only day you can reblog this

sometiktoksarevalid:

saga-stuff:

And the Lord spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord, Let my people go, that they may serve me.

2 And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs:

3 And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs:

4 And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.

Originally posted by cognitiveinequality

Originally posted by cognitiveinequality